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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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I'm tatted like a cholo, ni... act crazy my dogs go loco. Kush got me moving slow mo, with my ni... problem that's my bro bro.
Wiz Khalifa
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To all girls who die for zero figure, remember real men go for curves, only dogs go for bones.
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When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
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I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.
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Two faced backstabbers should be thrown to the dogs.
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Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
Alexander Pope
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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pi.ps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
Hunter S Thompson
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
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undercovers givin' younger Brothers. Bad stares Fours clap, Dogs crap in the grass here. You love to hear the story Son, the saga began here. MC are fictitious yet there's actual facts here. Like the Bible said, Jesus had napped hair.
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I know well enough that there have been dogs so loving that they have thrown themselves into the same grave with the dead bodies of their masters; others have stayed upon their masters' graves without stirring a moment from them, and have voluntarily starved themselves to death, refusing to touch the food that was brought them.
Miguel De Cervantes
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
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Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.
Ted Nugent
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Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.
James Gorman
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
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The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals
James Thurber
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My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's.
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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