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You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
Hussein Nishah
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You say I'm a bi**h? Well a bi**h is a dog, and dogs bark, and bark is on trees, and trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment
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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Tommy Cooper
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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
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Parrots, tortoises and redwoods live a longer life than men do; Men a longer life than dogs do; Dogs a longer life than love does.
Edna St Vincent Millay
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Henry Miller
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
Unknown
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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I'm the father of all dogs.
Snoop Dogg
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The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
Gloria Allred
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The more I see of men the more I like dogs.
Madame De Stael
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Who Let The Dogs Out?
Baha Men
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The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
Clara Bow
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Dogs just need you and love, that's all.
Jennifer Westfeldt
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My feet are dogs.
Rudolf Nureyev
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