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Because, fool, at this very moment wizards are pouring into the country from all over the world, and every meddler from the Ministry of Magic will be on duty, on the watch for signs of unusual activity, checking and double-checking identities. They will be obsessed with security, lest the Muggles notices anything. So we wait.
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In addition to a soaring stock market, 6.6 million jobs have been created since tax relief measures went into effect in 2003. Our deficit situation has also improved as tax revenues have increased at double-digit rates over the past two years.
Randy Neugebauer
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I tried to discourage Miley from pursuing the entertainment business, because it's a double-edged sword. For everything that makes you happy, there's something equally heartbreaking. I kind of tried to steer her away from being in this business. I told her, 'Just stay in school and do cheerleading. Be a normal kid.' Well, you can see now how well she listened to me!
Billy Ray Cyrus
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
Unknown
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Marriage is the result of the longing for the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue.
Jerry Lewis
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954 Double R Zoom Zoom. I don't give a fu.. about ya looney toon goon Yell boom boom when ya really poom poom.
Nicki Minaj
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Jealousy in a relationship is like a double edge sword. A small dose is necessary to reassure that someone truly cares while too much is toxic to the relationship.
Kemmy Nola
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Prices kinda high, So you get past it you get muscled up, City kinda dry so this the time for you to hustle up, Baking soda beaken cup stretch it out whip it up, 2 to 4, 4 to 8 I can make it double up, Glock 40 hush em up, If a ni... rushin up, Ak-47 banana clip bi... I'll torch em up.
Yo Gotti
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You don't cut anywhere, don't pick down anywhere, don't double screen, no weak side picking. All these things that should happen in a game of basketball don't happen anymore.
Oscar Robertson
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And I like the look on people's faces when I say I'm doing this movie called Pride and Prejudice and they kind of smile, and then I say I'm in a movie called Doom and they kind of do a double take and try and put the two things together. And they never quite manage to.
Rosamund Pike
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Non-violence requires a double faith, faith in God and also faith in man.
Mohandas Gandhi
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The secret of it is to read what you've got in front of you. Don't, if you suspect that something has a double meaning, don't pause. Don't put on a leery vocal expression if you know what I mean on radio. Don't sort of do anything other than read it.
Humphrey Lyttelton
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If Men are dogs, then women are cats! But only cats cover their shit!
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Some are born virtuous, some become virtuous. To be good by nature is indeed fortunate but to become good is like walking on a double-edged sword; it takes a longer time and is more painful.
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Since 1957, black people have experienced double-digit unemployment - in good times and bad times. Look at the population of African Americans in prison. They represent more than half the population of prisoners in the country, 55 percent of those on death row.
Danny Glover
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The 1993 Social Security tax penalizes seniors who have planned for their retirement through savings, investment and hard work. That's wrong, and that's why the double tax on Social Security must end.
Rob Simmons
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My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's.
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Through zeal, knowledge is gotten, through lack of zeal, knowledge is lost; let a man who knows this double path of gain and loss thus place himself that knowledge may grow.
Buddha
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