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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Slappy White
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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
Joe Rogan
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The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
Dwight Eisenhower
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Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty sho...
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You know, he would go and look at different funny books because he wanted his character to be different and make different faces. I saw a funny book in his room and it looked like the same character he was playing. It was about a duck.
Bubba Smith
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
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I resolve to stop having meaningless s.. in 2014, so I suggest you pay me a compliment or get me liquored up ASAP.
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Robert Maynard Hutchins
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
Tom Hiddleston
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There's been a lot said about Social Security reform. What has been left out of the debate is the double tax on Social Security benefits. I believe it's time to get rid of a tax that punishes seniors and discourages work and retirement savings.
Rob Simmons
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
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Here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.
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My favorite outdoor activity is going back to inside.
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