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Funny Double Quotes & Sayings
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If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
Mae West
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The First Amendment rejects red tape, cover-up and double-speak.
Roy Barnes
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I am taking belly dancing now. My hips are double-jointed, so I can do it really easily.
Alexa Vega
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Anyone who'd sell out a whole town wouldn't hesitate to double-cross one man.
Arnold Rothstein
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Double R, I'm a rebel with a reason. Sometimes you gotta fight the devil with a demon.
Lil Wayne
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We've recorded over our voices once and double the harmonies, make them thick. The Four Freshmen do that.
Bruce Johnston
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The ones who never text you back be the first to call you a stranger.
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I think Star Trek has been very double-edged for all of us - as actors, writers, directors.
Jonathan Frakes
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Press on these tannins they'll double in time. The touch of life, once failed to mention so far.
Chevelle
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I be cookin you suckers like tan lotion. The K-double-O-L, G-R-A-P, and P-O-L-O would like to say hello to you mellow fellow.
Kool G Rap
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My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.
Carol Burnett
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Hey, bring it back. Now double your money and make a stack.
Swizz Beatz
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Wow... look at that... he's not here now! So why not have a go? They might be able to find you a double cell in Azkaban with your loser of a husband!
Harry Potter
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That depressing moment when you realize the worksheet is double sided.
Unknown
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She's got everything I need. Takes the steering wheel when I'm seeing double, pays my tickets when I speed.
Grateful Dead
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Someone just told me that I have a thick skin. I think he just called me fat. What do you think, double cheeseburger? You're my only friend.
Unknown
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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I'm double cup in my lean, swish sweet in my fruity. Got 20 plus in my jeans, make them stipper bi... get to it.
TI
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Without Social Security, poverty rates for African American seniors would more than double.
Chaka Fattah
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Arafat contradicts himself every five minutes. He always plays the double-cross, lies even if you ask him what time it is.
Oriana Fallaci
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