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Funny Drinking Al Quotes & Sayings
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
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Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow...
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Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.
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They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
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I'm worried we're not saving enough for our retirement alcohol.
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Your knowledge of wine is almost as impressive as your use of it to disguise your alcoholism.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.
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I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach...
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I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henry Youngman
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Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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I drink on Sunday to forget that tomorrow is Monday.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.
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If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then I got home...
Jim Jefferies
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.
Paris Hilton
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