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Funny Drinking Al Quotes & Sayings
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill
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Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
Unknown
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That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches.
Robert Escalante
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Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Gerard Way
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
Unknown
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Your habit of drinking hot coffee during the heat wave has us worried you're trying to kill yourself.
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If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
Unknown
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra
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(Revealing she once had a drinking problem while waiting for her career to take off) It was really difficult, drinking became a problem. It got out of control until I said, 'OK - back to work.' I know I'm speaking for someone, even if it is someone silly.
Katy Perry
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It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.
Latin Proverb
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It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
Jim Morrison
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It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.
Latin Proverb
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I think I'll go out as much as I've ever gone out, which is not a lot. I like to dance and stuff, but drinking isn't good for you in every way. It's not good for your skin; it makes you feel horrible. So, drinking-wise, no.
Amanda Bynes
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Summer Drinking Rule number 3: Margaritas count as your daily serving of fruit.
Unknown
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It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.
Latin Proverb
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It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
Jim Morrison
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It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
Jim Morrison
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The awful feeling waking up the next day after a night of drinking and having to read those texts you sent during the night.
Robert Boughter
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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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Let's drink on the beach until we're no longer ashamed to show our bodies on the beach.
Unknown
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