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Funny Driving Qu Quotes & Sayings
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
Ritu Ghatourey
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I have the same friends I had in high school. I'm married to the same woman I had. I'm still driving the same car I had when I dated her, although I got a few more. I come in here and I enjoy it. I enjoy being a voyeur to show business. I enjoy looking at it and being around it. But it doesn't become my life. I don't let it absorb me.
Jay Leno
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The difference between talking on your cell phone while driving and speaking with a passenger is huge. The person on the other end of the cell phone is chattering away, oblivious.
Marilyn Vos Savant
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Your most important determinant of success is your attitude. And like driving in a race, it is a series of split second choices.
Unknown
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My teacher told me that I was a piece of shit. Seen her the other day, driving a piece of shit.
Rick Ross
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I can't take another broken heart. Maybe we should spend time apart. Oh Oh Oh. Driving me crazy, I can't take it no more. Maybe we should spend time apart.
Jazmine Sullivan
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I don't think I'm bad for people. If I did think I was bad for people, I would go back to driving a truck, and I really mean this.
Elvis Presley
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Driving a motorcycle is like flying. All your senses are alive. When I ride through Beverly Hills in the early morning, and all the sprinklers have turned off, the scents that wash over me are just heavenly. Being House is like flying, too. You're free of the gravity of what people think.
Hugh Laurie
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I remember how insignificant that is, and I thank God that I have a car and my health and gas. That was phrased wrong...normally you wouldn't say, thank God I have gas.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I don't know if there's a reason I'm here, I feel the only thing that's driving me is reason and fear and seeing death to me conceivably near. So I don't give a fu.. what you think bout me reachin for beer.
Jedi Mind Tricks
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1971 Honda 100 motorcycle. It was the first bike I ever bought myself. It's sparkly candy red with a white stripe. It's the perfect tiny size for me. I love driving around L.A. on a Sunday. Mulholland Drive, friend hopping, going to see a movie. It's dreamy.
Leisha Hailey
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A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the climate with a flick of the button, changing the music with the switch of a dial.
Andrew H Malcolm
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
Unknown
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Drunk drivers are somewhat better them people texting while driving cause at least the drunk drivers are trying to look at the road.
Unknown
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All restaurants are drive-thru if you drive hard enough.
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The trouble with being number one in the world - in anything - is that it takes a certain mentality to attain that position, and that is something of a driving, perfectionist attitude, so that once you do achieve number one, you don't relax and enjoy
Billie Jean King
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We need to work our level best in this legislative session to help grow Montana's economy, so that grandchildren can stay in Montana, grandchildren can visit their grandmother and grandfather by driving across town, not flying across the country.
Brian Schweitzer
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The trouble with being number one in the world - in anything - is that it takes a certain mentality to attain that position, and that is something of a driving, perfectionist attitude, so that once you do achieve number one, you don't relax and enjoy
Billie Jean King
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Were the radical democratic impulses of the American Revolution still driving US politics, it would be difficult to imagine corporatization of the kind witnessed today. But that impulse has weakened, and the relationship between the people and the corporation has reversed.
Ben Manski
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My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's.
Unknown
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