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Funny Drunk Forecast Quotes & Sayings
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Today's forecast; severe attitude warnings possible throughout the day, scattered sarcasm showers, and a strong chance of annoyance later in the day...
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An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.
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I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
George Gobel
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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholics best friend !!!!
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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My cash change the forecast.
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
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As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.
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Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
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Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
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tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.
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