TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Dying Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Dying" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Ignorance
Death And Dying
Someone Dying
Funny
Wedding
Death
Funny
Exams
Living
New Day
Friendship
Dysfunctional Family
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Prayer
Living
Show more
Fear
Funerals
Someone Dying
Humor
Wisdom
21st Birthday
Age
Life
Meaning Of Life
Friends
Life Is Too Short
Time
Hunger
Social Service
Law And Lawyers
Past
Achievement
Immortality
Clever Facebook Status
Hoes
Attention
Hollywood
Elderly
War
Death And Dying
Beliefs
Heaven
Action
Choice
QUOTES
You could hear him, literally, half a mile away when he opened up. He was at his peak then. He was, naturally, dying to get out of the place he was in, and he recorded for us his appeal for pardon to the governor.
Alan Lomax
0 Likes
Sponsored Links
The answer to old age is to keep one's mind busy and to go on with one's life as if it were interminable. I always admired Chekhov for building a new house when he was dying of tuberculosis.
Leon Edel
12 Likes
Elderly quotes
Writing is no dying art form in America because most published writers here accept the wisdom and the necessity of encouraging the talent that follows in their footsteps.
Elizabeth George
1 Likes
So clap your hands to the sound Of everyone first born dying now. Watch the rivers flow with blood. Having death stand were life once stood
Bring Me The Horizon
19 Likes
Piano playing is a dying art. I love the fact that I can be one guy with one instrument evoking an emotional and musical experience.
Jon Bon Jovi
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
As the winter set in with its customary Canadian severity the real trouble of the French began. They did not suffer from the cold, but they were dying of scurvy.
Harry Johnston
3 Likes
You ask for a practical direction to teach you to die well. Detach your souls from everything that you love, separate from God. This, in a few words, is the science of dying.
Unknown
2 Likes
Christian quotes
Death quotes
What's happening to me!? I'm dying from the inside! Body hurts too much to feel! Pressure adds to pain! Deliver us from evil! Straying out of sanity!
Bullet For My Valentine
28 Likes
I was always afraid of dying. Always. It was my fear that made me learn everything I could about my airplane and my emergency equipment, and kept me flying respectful of my machine and always alert in the cockpit.
Chuck Yeager
4 Likes
My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's.
Unknown
27 Likes
New Year Funny quotes
Funny New Year quotes
Funny New Years Resolution quotes
Sponsored Links
My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
Unknown
234 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Halloween quotes
When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it.
Unknown
133 Likes
Funny quotes
Cell Phone quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
Unknown
297 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Halloween quotes
I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
Ethel Merman
5 Likes
Tea quotes
Women quotes
Funny quotes
Funny Lazy quotes
It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
Ritu Ghatourey
205 Likes
Funny quotes
Life quotes
Change quotes
Difference quotes
Time quotes
Reflection quotes
Sponsored Links
I love yoga pants. Not only are they comfortable, but they make my butt look great.
Unknown
59 Likes
Funny Facebook Status Funny Yoga quotes
s.. is always funny. I don't find it s..y, I find it really horrifying. But it's an act that we need. And that need, that desire, is what makes it really funny.
Elizabeth Banks
2 Likes
When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
Unknown
137 Likes
Funny quotes
Exercise quotes
Humor quotes
Funny Workout quotes
Fitness Jokes quotes
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
Unknown
178 Likes
Work quotes
Laziness quotes
Happy Friday quotes
Funny Friday quotes
Funny quotes
Lazy quotes
SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE.
Unknown
281 Likes
Funny quotes
Celebrity quotes
Being Single quotes
Humor quotes
1
...
22
23
24
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 20
Appreciation
Attitude
Beautiful Christmas
Deep Love
Disappointed Love
Funny Marriage
Hard Times
Inspiring
Intellectuals
Life Balance
Life Meaning
Metaphors
Performance
Poems
Thinking
Trials
Trust In God
Universe
Vengeance
Work Life Balance
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™