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Funny Facebook Date Quotes & Sayings
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Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people Happy Birthday, ever.
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They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
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Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...
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I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
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I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
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I aspire to be the beautiful, together person my Facebook profile suggests I am.
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I was using Facebook hashtags before they worked.
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Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fu.. up.
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I realized Facebook was a drug when I caught myself sneaking into the bathroom at work just to use it.
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Facebook event invites from people you barely know should really have a 'seriously?' option in the reply.
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Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.
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Facebook is like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.
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If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer.
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When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to date them.
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Yeah if you're in grade 11 making date or pass status's on Facebook it might be time to grow up.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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