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Funny Facebook Date Quotes & Sayings
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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I'm glad you work out your issues on Facebook rather than half-naked on stage in front of millions of people.
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When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk to hear my robot voice...
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Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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I've realized that instead of posting all my problems on Facebook, its better to find solutions for them on Google.
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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand - it's fun while you're doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you feel real cheap afterwards.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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Dear Beyonce, Thanks for showing everyone it is still possible to date, get married, THEN have babies. Sincerely, all the single ladies.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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I don't care what the expiration date says, I'm smelling the milk before I drink it.
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I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
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Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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Facebook...... Half Social Network..... Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall.
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
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