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Funny Facebook Statuses About Quotes & Sayings
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When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.
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That awkward moment when people start stuff on your Facebook status and you just don't want to get involved.
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Started writing poetry the other day. POETR, it's coming along nicely.
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No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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Hope you're feeling okay after being s..ually violated by Miley Cyrus last night.
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I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
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I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings and so on, so on, you get it.
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That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out. How Rude.
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Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
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Call of Duty: MW3 comes out midnight tonight. I wonder how many relationships are going to end this week.
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Okay, Seriously. Facebook isn't your psychologist. If your crying go get a tissue.
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I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone. Everyone knows the black one runs faster.
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When you're putting on jeans with holes and your foot goes through the hole.
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Sorry your decision to quietly change your relationship status was broadcast to every single one of your Facebook friends.
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When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.
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Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
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That Rebecca Black moment when you get on the bus & don't know which seat to take.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I'm much more upset about Breaking Bad's shutdown than about the government's.
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Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas.
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