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Funny Father And Quotes & Sayings
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Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford.
Draco Malfoy
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I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
Greg Norman
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And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth: Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
Bible
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On this father's day, I wish to tell you that I feel blessed and lucky to have a father like you. Happy Father's day.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Any fool can be a Father, but it takes a real man to be a Daddy!!
Philip Whitmore Snr
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When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
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Nature, our father and mother, gave us all we have got. The state, our elder brother, swipes the lot.
Piet Hein
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
Bob Hope
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I feel connected to the Second World War because my father lost his father in that war. So, through my dad and the effect it had on him of losing his father young, I always felt connected to the war. It goes back years, but it still feels to me as if we're completely living in it.
Tom Hooper
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A daughter needs a loving, available, predictable father or father figure who can be counted on, whether divorced or at home. She needs his best paternal intentions, even if his efforts occasionally fall short. She needs his maturity and limit setting and s..ual oppositeness, so that she can function with confidence in the wider world of adult love and work.
Victoria Secunda
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Until we are grown we never fully realize how wonderful our father is. How kind he is and how wise. We simply take for granted each sacrifice he makes for us in his own loving way. But then we grow and finally learn how much his love really meant. And so this comes with all the thanks that you deserve and more. For there's no finer father than the one this greeting's for. Happy Father's Day with Love.
Unknown
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One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Unknown
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My father was afraid of his father, I was afraid of my father, and I don't see why my children shouldn't be afraid of me.
Lord Mountbatten
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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
Wendy Leibman
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The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, "Daddy, I need to ask you something," he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan.
Garrison Keillor
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My lord asked his servants, saying, Have ye a father, or a brother? And we said unto my lord, We have a father, an old man, and a child of his old age, a little one; and his brother is dead, and he alone is left of his mother, and his father loveth him.
Bible
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You are my father, provider. You're my deliverer, your mercy embrass me surround me through your everlasting love. Father I love you.
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Father's Day reminds me how much I love my mother.
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