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Funny Fb Weekend Statusny F Quotes & Sayings
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The weekend is upon us, and I think we should all take time to do the things we love and be around our most cherished family and friends! Happy Friday!
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Happy Friday everyone! Forget all the bad things you've encountered this week and have a great weekend.
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The only Happy END that I know it's the weekEND!
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Homos..uality may be proscribed in the Old Testament, but it's not in the New, because I believe that Jesus was more tolerant. 'I'm bringing the water to Steve and Gary's wedding this weekend. Although I probably shouldn't turn it into a house wine: those guys know the difference.'
Judy Brown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
Ogden Nash
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This Memorial Day weekend, it is important to remember those who lost their battle to be swimsuit-ready by summer.
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Let's spend Memorial Day weekend celebrating the fact that Osama Bin Laden is still dead.
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Let's spend Memorial Day weekend damaging our bodies enough to ensure the military never wants us.
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I'm impressed you found something even gayer than the Gay Pride Parade to do this weekend.
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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
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- I've been thinking Hobbes -- - On a weekend? - Well, it wasn't on purpose...
Calvin & Hobbes
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Here's to hopefully still having jobs when we return from Labor Day weekend.
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Happy Friday everyone have a fun safe weekend!
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Weekend Advice: Some of lifes best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends.
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Over the weekend Saturday Night Live did another skit making fun of me and they spoke about Unbreakable!!!! Even though the girl who played me spoke in a voice that I hope sounds NOTHING like me LOL, I still thought it was pretty funny and I was of course excited that they talked about Lamar's and my fragrance!
Khloe Kardashian
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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She don't want a weekend she wants all of me or none of me. If she can't work with all of me then she say she done with me.
Drake
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Let's keep what happened between me and you and all my friends.
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