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Funny First Day Back To Work From V Quotes & Sayings
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I'd love to come celebrate Canada Day with you but I've already spent all my money on healthcare...
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This Friendship Day, let's pause to remember how empty our lives would be without alcohol.
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If you think you're having a bad day, just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom.
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It's funny when one door closes another one opens! Never look back on the things you regret, always look forward to the things you know were right in your heart.
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When the war was over and the guys were back to shaving every day, the editor thought the Beetle Bailey strips were hurting their disciplinary efforts to get the guys back to routine.
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Let's hope by next Columbus Day all Americans have better health care options than the crew of a 1492 second-hand cargo ship.
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This Independence Day you're invited to my house where a large gathering of people will proudly display their dependence on drugs and alcohol.
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For enduring the bloodcurdling torture of my adolescent years I promise to always keep your electronics functional.
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I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
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Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Every time I have a good workout the day before, I somehow think it's acceptable to eat a cheeseburger and fries the next day.
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You've always been a great mom because of your patience, sense of humor, and fondness for daytime drinking.
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Happy Grandparents Day to someone who probably didn't know it was Grandparents Day.
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Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place. There's irony in what I do; that gets overlooked. I've listened to a lot of rap where men talk a certain way, often about women, and I'm not offended. It's meant to be funny. I'm throwing it right back at them, with humour, but some people can't take it. They're not used to women talking back.
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Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place. There's irony in what I do; that gets overlooked. I've listened to a lot of rap where men talk a certain way, often about women, and I'm not offended. It's meant to be funny. I'm throwing it right back at them, with humour, but some people can't take it. They're not used to women talking back.
Kesha
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Even one day lost in misery is a great loss, for the day will never come back again. You lose 24 hours of Happiness, Joy and Bliss. Live each day in Happiness.
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Even one day lost in misery is a great loss, for the day will never come back again. You lose 24 hours of Happiness, Joy and Bliss. Live each day in Happiness.
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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Spit some I'll game then it was back to the house, Bent her over then I hit it from the back on the couch, Banged out for two hours then she slipped me her digits, Called that bi... the next day cause I still hadda hit it.
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This Bastille Day, let's pause to admire a country where leaders are celebrated for screwing hot models rather than impeached for ejaculating on interns.
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