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Funny Fortune Teller Quotes & Sayings
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I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
Nora Dunn
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what, I got to amit this is some funny shit!!!
Miranda :)
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
Mark Russell
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
Martin Short
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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
David Cross
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I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
Danny DeVito
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If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.
Kate O'Brien
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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Several of the actors I've had the good fortune of working with stand out in my mind as 'ultimate'. I guess the obvious would be Tom Hanks, because he really is as fun and as genuine as he comes across in his films and interviews.
Barry Pepper
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William Shakespeare once said: 'There is a tide in the affairs of men. Which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune; omitted all the voyage of their life is bound in shallows and in miseries.'
Haley James Scott
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One lapse of judgment can cost and talent isn't everything. A huge slice of good fortune in needed to make it to the top, and without that element of luck, you've no chance.
John Barrow
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Each meeting occurs at the precise moment for which it was meant. Usually, when it will have the greatest impact on our lives.
Nadia Scrieva
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To be or not to be that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them.
William Shakespeare
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Cast away care, he that loves sorrow Lengthens not a day, nor can buy tomorrow; Money is trash, and he that will spend it, Let him drink merrily, fortune will send it.
Thomas Dekker
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A small species of pinus was much prized, and, when dwarfed in the manner of the Chinese, fetched a very high price; it is generally grafted on a variety of the stone pine.
Robert Fortune
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If the work is poor, the public taste will soon do it justice. And the author, reaping neither glory nor fortune, will learn by hard experience how to correct his mistakes.
Jacques-Louis David
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The freedom to make a fortune on the stock exchange has been made to sound more alluring than freedom of speech.
John Mortimer
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Live as brave men; and if fortune is adverse, front its blows with brave hearts.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
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As the blessings of health and fortune have a beginning, so they must also find an end. Everything rises but to fall, and increases but to decay.
Sallust
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