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Funny From George Carlan Quotes & Sayings
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You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from what he does and says, but from what he fails to say and do.
George Norman Douglas
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
George Bernard
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Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.
George Bernard Shaw
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard Shaw
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Must then Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no imagination?
George Bernard Shaw
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Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the age of seven or eight onwards.
George Orwell
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Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
George Burns
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Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
George Carlin
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A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
George Bernard Shaw
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George F Burns
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Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
George Carlin
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The Religious Right dislikes both abortions and homos..uality. But who has fewer abortions than gays?
George Carlin
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
George Carlin
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At my age flowers scare me.
George F Burns
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance
George Bernard Shaw
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Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and s.. was dirty.
George Burns
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Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
George Carlin
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The passions grafted on wounded pride are the most inveterate; they are green and vigorous in old age.
George Santayana
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Continental people have s.. lives; the English have hot-water bottles.
George Mikes
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