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Funny From George Carlan Quotes & Sayings
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We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw
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I don't know that we do. I had thought ours worked well, but I had never examined it too closely. A lot of media people will be looking for a case that might make Texas Governor George Bush think twice about what he's doing.
George Ryan
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We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
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A man who is not a communist at the age of twenty is a fool. Any man who is still communist at the age of thirty is an even bigger one.
George Bernard Shaw
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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I think I'd make a better president than George Bush. I'll tell you what, George Bush and d..k Cheney have been to jail more times than I have, and I used to shoot heroin, now what does that tell you?
Dave Mustaine
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I don't give a damn about the stock market. But I do care about jobs.
George Voinovich George Voinovich
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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The child thinks of growing old as an almost obscene calamity, which for some mysterious reason will never happen to itself. All who have passed the age of thirty are joyless grotesques, endlessly fussing about things of no importance and staying alive without, so far as the child can see, having anything to live for. Only child life is real life.
George Orwell
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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George W. Bush is a leader, and that's what we need in the White House. George Bush is someone you can believe and trust.
Jim Edgar
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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
George Bernard Shaw
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Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.
George Bernard Shaw
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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My first wish is to see this plague of mankind, war, banished from the earth.
George Washington George Washington
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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