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Funny Funny Thanksgiving Christmas New Quotes & Sayings
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If you haven't been invited to an awful family Thanksgiving get-together of your own you can come to mine.
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Sorry your girlfriend is too young to sit with us at the adult table this Thanksgiving.
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Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England.
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The only parade I'll attend this Thanksgiving is the one to the toilet.
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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
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The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.
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I'm dreaming of a Christmas as white but not nearly as depressing as the Republican party.
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
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Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.
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Let's give thanks our neighborhood is too dangerous for Christmas caroling.
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
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All I want for Christmas this year is the 2008 version of Obama.
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Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you.
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Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either.
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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Thanksgiving is Americas national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.
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This is my favorite time of year to be childless.
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A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays.
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