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The age demanded that we dance and jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed the sort of shit that it demanded.
Ernest Hemingway
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Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
Harold Coffin
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In every age 'the good old days' were a myth. No one ever thought they were good at the time. For every age has consisted of crises that seemed intolerable to the people who lived through them.
Brooks Atkinson
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At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage.
John Andrew Holmes
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Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age The child is grown, and puts away childish things. Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies. Nobody that matters, that is.
Edna St Vincent Millay
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Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.
Ronald Reagan
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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Ogden Nash
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Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.
Ronald Reagan
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In an active life is sown the seed of wisdom; but he who reflects not, never reaps; has no harvest from it, but carries the burden of age without the wages of experience; nor knows himself old, but from his infirmities, the parish register, and the contempt of mankind. And age, if it has not esteem, has nothing.
Edward Young
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Litigation takes the place of s.. at middle age.
Gore Vidal
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The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
Doris Day
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Crabbed age and youth cannot live together; Youth is full of pleasance, age full of care; Youth like the summer morn, age like winter weather; Youth like summer brave, age like winter bare.
William Shakespeare
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The older I get, the less I care about what people think of me. Therefore the older I get, the more I enjoy life...
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope
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Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.
Jeanne Moreau
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Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
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Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
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When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began at the age of eighty to learn Greek. I am amazed no longer. Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long.
Groucho Marx
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In the middle ages, people took potions for their ailments. In the 19th century they took snake oil. Citizens of today's shiny, technological age are too modern for that. They take antioxidants and extract of cactus instead.
Charles Krauthammer
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