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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
Issac Asimov
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
Cloris Leachman
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When my kids started preschool, the teachers had to take away all the fake bananas because all the boys would pick them up and pretend that they were guns. Boys find sticks to play swords and anything that looks like a gun to shoot. It's just inside of them. It's who they are.
Dean Norris
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The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.
Ann Coulter
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There is a strong correlation between belief in evolution and liberal views on government control, po..ography, prayer in schools, abortion, gun control, economic freedom, and even animal rights.
Phyllis Schlafly
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Treat em like pollo, serve 'em, black suburban. Swervin, through the hood gettin head like turbans. Any job a good job so she get a blowjob. Suckin it from 9-5 that bi... workin.
Machine Gun Kelly
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Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
Dwight Schrute
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Every gun that's made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed. This world in arms...is spending the genius of its scientists, the sweat of its laborers,
Dwight David Eisenhower
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
Unknown
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yeah yeah you know I put it down for Cleveland. I rep my state my hood my side of town in Cleveland.
Machine Gun Kelly
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Just sit back and relax put your fu..ing shades on. Put that gun to your head you're a fu..ing disgrace.
Suicide Silence
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Music saves more lives than war, so put down your gun and get on the dance floor.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Yeah bi..., yeah bi..., call me Steve-O. I'm a wild boy, fu.. an eighth I need o's.
Machine Gun Kelly
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I was taught never run to or never run from nothing. You ain't a shooter than you carryin a gun for nothing. Ain't participatin ni... then you comin for nothhing.
Stack Bundles
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Courage is not a man with a gun in his hand. It's knowing you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. You rarely win, but sometimes you do.
Atticus Finch
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For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?
Bugs Bunny
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Hell and back aint no trip for me. Please Satan dont hold me back. God said this aint it for me. But these haters done got me trapped.
Machine Gun Kelly
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All my life I wanted to be a bank robber. Carry a gun and wear a mask. Now that it's happened I guess I'm just about the best bank robber they ever had. And I sure am happy.
John Dillinger
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The sets are so realistic, theres gun fire and explosions and it looks like the end of the world and you are running through fire and jumping over broken cars and youve got Michael screaming down the megaphone run faster!
Rosie Huntington Whiteley
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