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Funny Happy Holidays Quotes & Sayings
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Old age isnt so bad when you consider the alternative.
Unknown
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The holidays stress people out so much. I suggest you keep it simple and try to have as much fun as you can.
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It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory of it from you. Perhaps everything is not how it is, but how it's remembered.
Denis Norden
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If you want to visit Paris, the best time to go is during August, when there aren't any French people there
Kenneth Stilling
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I wouldn't say that holidays are manufactured by corporations, but they're certainly exploited and mined by them.
Dan Savage
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I'm so depressed. Christmas is the worst of all. Holidays are terrible, worse than Sundays. I get melancholia.
David O Selznick
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Don't wait for someone to make you happy, make yourself happy and one day someone will be happy to have you.
Sonya Parker
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Any one who has seen a church mouse then he must know that poverty is well known. Thanks a lot for your generous donation and am happy for that...
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
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Game of Thrones makes me happy I'm not that close with my family.
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Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.
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I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
Woody Allen
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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Dave Barry
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I love writing about my job because I loved it, and it was a particularly interesting one when I was a young man. It was like holidays with pay to me.
James Herriot
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Holidays in general breed unrealistic expectations. The minute you start wondering, 'is it going to be wonderful enough?,' it never will be.
Pepper Schwartz
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How many observe Christ's birthday! How few his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments.
Benjamin Franklin
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If you're not happy where you are, you will not be happy where you're going. If you're not happy with what you have, you will not be happy with what you get. True happiness comes from within not without.
Uncle Phil
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I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess.
Paul Feig
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