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I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.
Dean Martin
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
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Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung.
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Cameron: You can't diagnose that without a biopsy. House: Yes, we can, we treat it. If she gets better we know that we're right. Cameron: And if we're wrong? House: We learn something else.
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Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now???
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Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
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I'll watch any TV show where they buy, remodel, or cook a house, meal, or person.
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I was given a White House - well, you will have to ask the White House that. But I asked to attend the White House briefing because I was, you know, because I wanted to report on the activities there.
Jeff Gannon
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As long as a house is like yours, and as long as you work together with your brothers, not a house in the world will be able to compete with you, to cause you harm or to take advantage of you, for together you can undertake and perform more than any house in the world.
Nathan Meyer Rothschild
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The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.
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When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.
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I saw a spider in my bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue and very carefully.....burned the house down.
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Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
James H Kabbler III
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When I'm wearing a brand new outfit, I walk out the house feeling all good...
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The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm walking around the house talking to myself and whistling and the next day he's said something I've said... it's scary you know?
Mick Ralphs
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I just want to put a banana on the floor run through the house and step on it just to see if ill fall like they do in cartoons.
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For me, my business is my business and my house is my house. I don't want the public in my house.
Heidi Klum
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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
Jon Stewart
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Jim's whor.. house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.'
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
Garry Shandling
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