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Funny Housewives Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Sometimes evil drives a minivan. -Mr. Shaw
Desperate Housewives
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They say you cant turn a hoe into a housewife...So why all of these housewives out here hoein?
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Why are all rich men such jerks? -Gabrielle
Desperate Housewives
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I want a s..y little convertible! And I want to buy one, right now! -Gabrielle
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Deals are meant to be renegotiated. -Carlos
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Beating up a second gay guy looks bad. -Carlos
Desperate Housewives
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Yeah, well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I'm able to control myself! -Susan
Desperate Housewives
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I think I've got the right tree. Just sick of barking. -Katherine Mayfair
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I don't really know how to be friends with you.
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Of course I believe in evil...I work in real estate. -Edie
Desperate Housewives
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I'm the youngest of six children; both of my sisters are housewives and they each have four kids.
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My sister said, You're making it hard for all us housewives in Nebraska.
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You know what they say; ugly plus money equals handsome! -Renee Perry
Desperate Housewives
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Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household.
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Every time we went out for pizza you could have said, 'Hey, I once killed a man.' -Susan
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And I love you because you find ways to compliment me when you could just say, 'I told you so.' -Susan
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We didn't exactly forget. It's just usually when the hostess dies, the party is off. -Lynette
Desperate Housewives
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I've never seen so many sweater sets...are you sure this is a closet and not a portal to the 1950s? -Renee Perry
Desperate Housewives
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I'm taking my champagne and ageing eggs and I'm going. -Bree Van De Kamp
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