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The door might not be opened to a woman again for a long, long time, and I had a kind of duty to other women to walk in and sit down on the chair that was offered, and so establish the right of others long hence and far distant in geography to sit in the high seats.
Frances Perkins
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My hair actually used to be straight. When I turned 12, my hair got curly. It was the weirdest thing in the world. It's always been kind of long. When it gets really long I want to cut it all off. My mom, dad and manager are always like 'You have to keep your long hair.'
Nick Jonas
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but content themselves with a mediocrity of success.
Dale Carnegie
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A holiday is when you celebrate something that's all finished up, that happened a long time ago and now there's nothing left to celebrate but the dead.
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Tomorrow night is nothing but one long sleepless wrestle with yesterdays omissions and regrets.
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I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is the language I don't understand.
Sir Edward Appleton
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Once I put my problems into perspective, how long should I leave them in?
John Alejandro King
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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These ballot initiatives against same s.. marriage remind us that America is the land where people are free to dream whatever they want, so long as that dream doesn't make Midwesterners feel icky.
Lewis Black
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu... when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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Life is like a box of chocolate's, it doesn't last long for fat people.
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If I studied the way I do during finals week all year long, I would be a freaking genius.
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
Jon Lajoie
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A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it.
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An opera begins long before the curtain goes up and ends long after it has come down. It starts in my imagination, it becomes my life, and it stays part of my life long after I've left the opera house.
Maria Callas
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Relationships last long not because they're destined to last long. Relationships last long because two brave people made a choice... To keep it, fight for it, and to work for it.
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As long as we have memories, yesterday remains. As long as we have hopes, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have friendship, each day is never a waste.
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
George Carlin
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The excitement of learning separates youth from old age. As long as you're learning you're not old.
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