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Funny Ice Quotes & Sayings
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We should tell our kids to just have fun, participate and not get bent on winning or losing. But every coach, when they say that, they say it tongue in cheek, 'Don't worry about winning': If you win I'll get you ice cream, but if you lose I'm going to pout in the car.
Bode Miller
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Yet all how beautiful! Pillars of pearl Propping the cliffs above, stalactites bright From the ice roof depending; and beneath, Grottoes and temples with their crystal spires And gleaming columns radiant in the sun.
William Henry Burleigh
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know them haters talking, but they ain't saying nothing. Long as they stay inside they place, I'ma continue stunting. My ice the shit, I'm prolly at a hundred stacks and running. I guess I'm fly, cause my do's in the air and trunk is humming.
Trae Tha Truth
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How many women have the courage to start properly with a cold, cold bath early in the morning? I jump in, throw the water, cold as ice, and after the first plunge I am happy.
Anna Held
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
Unknown
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For those of you who don't understand Reaganomics, it's based on the principle that the rich and the poor will get the same amount of ice. In Reaganomics, however, the poor get all of theirs in winter.
Mo Udall
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If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.
Melchor Lim
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Never take for granted what God has given you. The same sun which melts ice, also hardens clay.
Mercy Pheona
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I think one way the cops could make money would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use used ice picks.
Jack Handy
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I believe in the positive and I'm fueled by pain, I was born in the fire, but I have ice in my veins.
Cody Joseph
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The tea is ice-cold, the room grows colder and colder, but I grow warmer and warmer.
Clara Schumann
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Initially, I wanted to be an ice skater, but then when I was 13 I saw Bye Bye Birdie, and that was it - I wanted to be on Broadway.
Liza Minelli
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My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy
Thornton Wilder
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My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy
Thornton Wilder
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My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy
Thornton Wilder
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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For those of you who don't understand Reaganomics, it's based on the principle that the rich and the poor will get the same amount of ice. In Reaganomics, however, the poor get all of theirs in winter.
Morris K Udall
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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
Adam Carolla
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If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. Oh, sure it seems obvious now but you would be amazed at how many people dont think of it when its relevant. Seriously, just punch him in the face and go get some ice cream.
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