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Funny Jewish Foodholes Quotes & Sayings
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Your annual booze-fueled New Year's Eve spectacle will surely inspire us all to drink less in 2014.
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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
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Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty.
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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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If you're a dude and it takes more than 20 seconds to take of your jeans because it's tight,You Gay !
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Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior.
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The major Jewish dietary laws rest on a single premise: Eating meat is a moral compromise. There is a difference between eating a hamburger and eating a bowl of cereal. For one of them, a living creature had to be killed. Should we ever become so casual about the eating of meat that we lose sight of that distinction, a part of our humanity will have shriveled and died.
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Life is not a garden, don't be a hoe.
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
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Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.
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Well hello, Mr. Hoodie. It has been a while since I needed to wear you. Hope you had a relaxing summer...now its back to work for you!
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Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, can you come back?? Its freakin cold!
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Let's decide which champagne we're going to barf.
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You don't need intelligence to have luck, but you do need luck to have intelligence.
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There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my chest. And he had to stop throwing them at my chest because every time he did I started laughing. And it was so funny. It would have been so funny on the show but it's not even on the show anymore because I couldn't do it without laughing. He would just hurl the shorts into my chest. I robbed all the viewers of a funny thing because I couldn't stop laughing.
Michael Cera
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When you have no choice, mobilize the spirit of courage
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Sorry you're finally mature enough to just want a quiet evening with friends on New Year's Eve.
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