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Funny Keep Your Head Quotes & Sayings
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If your head tells you one thing, and your heart tells you another, before you do anything, you should first decide whether you have a better head or a better heart
Marilyn Vos Savant
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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It is better to have a lion at the head of an army of sheep, than a sheep at the head of an army of lions
Daniel Defoe
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Some people carry their heart in their head and some carry their head in their heart. The trick is to keep them apart yet working together.
David Hare
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Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch? -Beavis
Beavis And Butt-Head
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When I started law school I was shocked to learn that our legal system traditionally had the man as the head and master of the family. As late as the '70s and '80s when we were fighting for the Equal Rights Amendment, states like Louisiana still had a head and master law.
Patricia Ireland
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
Unknown
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A good rule for going through life is to keep the heart a little softer than the head but keep the head a little higher than the heart.
Unknown
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That's what's been fun about the relationship, these moments where they're going head-to-head and then pull together when they have to, when the stakes are really high. Those moments where one of them goes, 'You know what, you did do a good job.' And the writers have been really good this year dropping little bombs of, 'Oh my god, do they really love each other? Does she really love him?' There's a lot of that.
Erica Durance
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It is better to have a lion at the head of an army of sheep, than a sheep at the head of an army of lions.
Daniel Defoe
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Beavis, why the hell do you wanna kiss your ass? -Butt-Head
Beavis And Butt-Head
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
Unknown
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In The Ring Two, I had to cry and be very emotional, but it had to be creepy at the same time. You have to get your head in that weird space. It's like, you know that you have to think of some of the things in life that make you really sad, emotional and angry. At the same time, though, you have to be creeped out. It sounds really weird, but I found a way to put my head in that place.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
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You know I'm head, head over heel for you baby. Oh, baby let me touch you. Let me feel you just one more time baby I know that love takes time but baby you're mine.
Regina Belle
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My head told my heart 'let love grow,' but my heart told my head 'this time, no.'
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Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pu... replacement..you cant replace pu...! pu... is like a oven in the kitchen...put in some ham..some vegetables..and maybe some bread and 1 hour and 30 mins later you got a full meal... but head is like a microwave cause a ni... aint always got 1 hour and 30 min to be messin with ur ass..sometimes we need a hotpocket in 30 sec....BING THERE WE GO.
Katt Williams
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, he'll beat the crap out of you.
Mickey Spillane
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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