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Funny Kids First Day Of School Quotes & Sayings
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu... when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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I spend a lot of time at my son's school and I really wanted to do a movie that the kids could see. The good thing about being my age and not having to be the ingenue anymore is that I get to be a mom. I get to have kids in my movies.
Virginia Madsen
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School sucks but you get through it day by day. During those school years you live for those weekends!
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Our son is in school now. You know, he's six-and-a-half and so a big chunk of the day is taken up by school. So I'm hoping that I'll be able to certainly take him to school in the morning, maybe pick him up in the afternoon and come back to work.
Connie Chung
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Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
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Bad parents do drugs or get wasted on booze in front of their kids and let their kids go wanting. Good parents drink for sport when the kids are asleep or with sitters and get tipsy on occasion -not every day.
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Today marks the last day it's remotely appropriate for us to nail high school girls
Unknown
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In our Nation, approximately 22.5 million children ride school buses to and from school each day, which accounts for 54 percent of all students attending grade school.
Kenny Marchant
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There is research that shows that kids involved in music do so much better with all school work math, science, English, as well as with their overall creativity and focus. Ive been doing this since I was five years old and needs to be back in schools. It comes from the heart and kids need that.
LeAnn Rimes
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This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
Unknown
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Why do people cry on the last day of school? You should be crying on the first day of school.
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Kids like Tyler come around only once in a generation. I thank God every day for this little kid being on our show because some kids have it, some kids don't. It's not about being a little adult, it's about being a kid and portraying a kid, and I think that America gets it when he does it.
Terry Crews
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We put so much pressure on kids to excel in school at such a young age.
Bruce Jenner
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Having kids reminded me why I didn't want to have kids.
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Everybody around the world wants to send their kids to our universities. But nobody wants to send their kids here to public school.
Walter Annenberg
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In Sweden, I went to an English school, where there was a mishmash of people from all over the world. Some were diplomatic kids with a lot of money, some were ghetto kids who came up from the suburbs, and I grew up in between. There's a community of second generation immigrants, and I became part of that because I had an American father.
Joel Kinnaman
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Apple was considering making an iPod for kids but apparently, the name 'iTouch Kids' didn't sit too well.
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And yet 50 percent of the kids who start high school in the United States today do not finish high school.
James T Walsh
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School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more...then you work until you die. Great.
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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade
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