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Funny Kids First Day Of School Quotes & Sayings
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I think a lot of young kids at school are very conscious of trying to keep credibility in case they kind of stand out in a crowd and get bullied by trying to stay cool and stuff. And my whole thing, all the way through school, was I was just a goof... I didn't care.
Dominic Monaghan
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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
Lenny Bruce
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There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.
William Glasser
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
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In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
Rodney Dangerfield
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If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me.
Jenni Monroe
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I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.
George Foreman
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Just as we have had great working lives, we have also had good personal lives. For instance, we have made school our number one priority. We have been in school our entire lives with kids our own age. We guess that's pretty regular.
Mary-Kate Olsen
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I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up, because I am still looking for ideas.
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School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1 = 2 Beyonce taught us that. Spanish: We have Dora...
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That how it starts, you know. Takin' bi...es out to eat. Meals, and whatnot. Next thing you know, you wake up in a rest haven for ho... A sanctuary for scandalous skeezes and stunt. What if he marries her?! What if we end up with a ho for a grandma?! What if we have a ho for a Grandma and she comes to school on Career Day?! Ooh - what if they have kids?! We have a brother, a sister that's half-ho!
Riley Freeman
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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are s..y, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
Tim Allen
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Three things i'v learned in school; 1. Texting without looking 2. Sleeping with my eyes open 3. Teamwork on tests
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I wasn't popular in high school. I was the weird kid. So to all you weird kids out there - you can do it.
Adam Lambert
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It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
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When you realize that all you learned in Algebra 2 will not matter to you in your future life.
Lena Karesh
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Whats the point of studying for finals if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!
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It's hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. 'Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem...'
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My mom sent me to regular high school because she wanted me to have that experience and not say that I missed out, but I didn't like it at all. I'm more comfortable in the world that I'm in, I grew up in it so when I get around normal kids in regular high school I don't know what to do. I feel more secure in an adult environment.
Alexa Vega
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If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.
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