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The most successful men in the end are those whose success is the result of steady accretion. . . It is the man who carefully advances step by step, with his mind becoming wider and wider ó and progressively better able to grasp any theme or situation ó persevering in what he knows to be practical, and concentrating his thought upon it, who is bound to succeed in the greatest degree.
Alexander Graham Bell
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Nous sommes peu à penser trop, trop à penser peu. (There are a few who think too much, and many who think too little)
Francoise Sagan
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper
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I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.
Billy Connolly
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I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali
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Indeed, nothing is more critically connected to happiness�both our own and that of our children�than how well we love and support one another within the family.
M Russel Ballard
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This league is getting big. We have way more 300-pound guys than ever before. That's not to say all the people in athletics who have died are 300-pound guys. There are so many different reasons.
Steve Mariucci
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Mon amour à toi toujours Dans tes grands yeux rien que nous deux
Jeff Buckley
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I have never accepted what many people have kindly said ó namely that I inspired the nation. Their will was resolute and remorseless, and as it proved, unconquerable.It fell to me to express it
Winston Churchill
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In such a regime, I say, you died a good death if your life had inspired someone to come forward and shoot your murderer in the chestówithout asking to be paid.
Chinua Achebe
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Holiness is doing GodÃs will with a smile
Mother Teresa
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Who always only dreams of luck shouldnÃt be surprised if he oversleeps it
Ernst Deutsch
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Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naïve.
Ogden Nash
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One measure of a civilization, either of an age or of a single individual, is what that age or person really wishes to do. A man's hope measures his civilization. The attainability of the hope measures, or may measure, the civilization of his nation and time.
Ezra Pound
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Though our feelings come and go, GodÃs love for us does not
CS Lewis
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Unless there is a vast alteration in manÃs civilization as it stumbles along today,man will not be here very long.
L Ron Hubbard
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Success doesn't come to youÃyou go to it.
Marva Collins
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