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Funny Make Up Bag Personaliza Quotes & Sayings
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If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least one.
Joe Harsel
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The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
Winston Churchill
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No man should ever make eye contact with another man while eating a banana or lollipop...
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Television is funny, isn't it? It can erase all your mistakes, or hold them against you. Dan: It doesn't erase anything. You didn't make a mistake. Remember that.
Mouth McFadden
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I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences.
Ronny Cox
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Isn't it funny how just one little phone call or text can make your bad day suddenly wonderful?!
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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When Life rings your door bell and leaves a burning bag of poo on your porch don't step on it, instead put it out by pissing on it. Touche, Life will say. Touche.
Sheldon Higdon
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My wife gave me a book before we got married, Oh, the Places You'll Go!, by Dr. Seuss. She was trying to tell me something, about what I was capable of, but I didn't get it. Over time, I've sort of lived the message in that book, and I couldn't have without what golf taught me. So I put it in my bag while I played the Old Course, and on the last hole when I posed on the Swilcan Bridge, I held it up.
George Lopez
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One day Mum saved up for this exciting new thing - a frozen chicken. She cooked it on the Sunday and we all sat around waiting for it, but there was a terrible smell from the kitchen. She didn't realise that the giblets were in a plastic bag inside it. We just ate vegetables and she cried and cried.
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Us sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You ever notice that trees do everything to git attention we do, except walk?
Alice Walker
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Women are magic creatures: they get wet without water, bleed without being injured, give milk without eating grass, & can make boneless meat.
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Slick got mo game than a lil' bit. Baby girl five five brown eyes with the thick lips, thick thighs with the slim hips. Sugar honey ice t, baby girls is so sweet and a bag of chips.
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I guess I didn't swag enough. Stupid fruity pebble chain, Louis bag enough. Popping tags, model bi...es, couldn't brag enough. Bubble kushy, stupid loud patch it, lag enough.
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.
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A good man can make you feel s..y, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.
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Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns
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Because of their age long training in human relations for that is what feminine intuition really is women have a special contribution to make any group enterprise.
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I think that the episodes are like mini horror films really; the characters make bad decisions early on and these things just snowball for them and get worse and worse. And that's what I find funny.
Dave Rowntree
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