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Funny Married L Quotes & Sayings
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This isn't PS 147, we're adults now, she's married for Christ sake. We have to at least pretend to know better.
Miranda Hobbes
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I mean a ni... did a lot of waiting we aint married but tonight I need some consummation.
Kanye West
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If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married.
Katharine Hepburn
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I was very young when we got married and I don't know why it worked out like it did or how I was smart enough to know that this was the right guy, but somehow I got lucky.
Kyra Sedgwick
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I'm still a little depressed my crush is engaged. It's okay, my long lost love got married before he did. No comment on that one.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
Majel Barrett
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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Your saving your body for marriage? Well then whor.. you must of been Married about 50 times already.
Ambri Bright
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Selling butter just to get the fam bread I spread. I got married to the streets and it was here I wed.
Meek Mill
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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Katharine Hepburn
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Charges riding against my name, assasination to my character. Lifes a bi..., she cheated on me but I married her.
Meek Mill
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We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago. It's like a car stalled at the side of the road.
Holly Madison
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
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