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Funny Mechanical Engineersn Life Quotes & Sayings
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Frank Zappa
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I think it's funny how people think they are adults just because they're over 18. It's not about your age, it's about how you act.
Nishan Panwar
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Daniel Tosh
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Retirement life begins when the kids move out and the cat gets run over.
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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I love yoga pants. Not only are they comfortable, but they make my butt look great.
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I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
Ethel Merman
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s.. is always funny. I don't find it s..y, I find it really horrifying. But it's an act that we need. And that need, that desire, is what makes it really funny.
Elizabeth Banks
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When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it.
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My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
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When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.
Mo Rocca
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes .
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I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.
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SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE.
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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
Les Dawson
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
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Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
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If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
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