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Funny Midlife Crisis Quotes & Sayings
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Here comes 40. I'm feeling my age and I've ordered the Ferrari. I'm going to get the whole mid-life crisis package.
Keanu Reeves
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Actually, the Kentucky moment was better than winning the two National Championships, because it was the epitome of what I try to get from a team in a crisis situation.
Mike Krzyzewski
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At every crisis in one's life, it is absolute salvation to have some sympathetic friend to whom you can think aloud without restraint or misgiving.
Woodrow Wilson
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The Egyptian tomb was the outcome of the Mesopotamian influence and followed from the religious crisis the country had undergone.
Stephen Gardiner
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I love seeing teens post things about the election like they know it all. Yes please elaborate on your infinite knowledge of the debt crisis.
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I believe it is essential for our planetary future to develop tools that can change the consciousness which has created the crisis that we are in.
Stanislav Grof
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Food Stamp recipients didnt cause the financial crisis; recklessness on Wall Street did.
Barack Obama
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I move to appoint a Committee to correspond with the neighboring colonies, on the present important Crisis.
Isaac Low
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Racism is always there underneath, but usually it is exploited in these times of economic crisis, and it's hard to find out when one slides into another.
Iris Chang
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When you have that window of opportunity called a crisis, move as quickly as you can, get as much done as you can. There's a momentum for change that's very compelling.
Anne M Mulcahy
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President Bush is manufacturing a crisis by suggesting that Social Security is in imminent danger. It is not.
Richard Neal
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The crisis triggered a fertile period of scientific ferment and revolution in economic theory.
James Tobin
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We are at crisis point. I think anybody that sees this nation as being on stable economic or fiscal ground is fooling themselves.
Joe Miller
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What I object to the current government intervention in so-called 'solving the crisis', they haven't solved anything. They've just postponed it.
Marc Faber
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I totally relate to Tom Cruise. He's not crazy, it's just the litany of the mid-life crisis.
Bret Easton Ellis
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I understand that it's hard for everyone, but one cannot give in to emotions... we'll have to draw lessons from the current crisis and now we'll have to work on overcoming it.
Boris Yeltsin
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The film is about Joe discovering who his mother and father are and his relationship with them, and the identity crisis he goes through once he finds out who his parents are.
Christopher Eccleston
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Stagflation is too tame to describe the economic crisis of Ukraine. The country is actually going through a 'hyper-depression'.
Daniel Kaufmann
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I was in the middle of a crossroads, which is a nice way of saying crisis, physically, emotionally and spiritually. You know the physical part. We just talked about it.
Star Jones
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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