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Funny Midlife Crisis Quotes & Sayings
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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I'm trying to use the language of today to express a general existential crisis that I think the world and I are going through.
Sean Lennon
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There's nothing like a family crisis, especially a divorce, to force a person to re-evaluate his life.
Michael Douglas
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If Carter had been there when the AIDS crisis came up, it would have been a whole different story. It could have been treated like a legitimate disease.
Jean O'Leary
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When you face a crisis, you know who your true friends are.
Earvin 'Magic' Johnson
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Close scrutiny will show that most crisis situations are opportunities to either advance, or stay where you are.
Maxwell Maltz
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There's nothing like a good crisis to increase my energy and remind me how much I need God.
AnneChristian Buchanan
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The newest victims of the nation's foreclosure crisis are pets, which is extremely distressing to me.
Margaret Cho
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Where I once constantly lost my temper, I found myself arriving at a crisis and experiencing peace.
Josh McDowell
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If indeed this is the work of God... then it's a crisis that calls for the church to be its very best self, and not worry about risking itself for the right thing.
Gene Robinson
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I also believed that our public at home would be strong enough to survive even the present crisis.
Paul Von Hindenburg
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In reality drilling is the slowest, dirtiest, and most expensive way to solve our energy crisis.
Lois Capps
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The whole life of an American is passed like a game of chance, a revolutionary crisis, or a battle.
Alexis De Tocqueville
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People really show their true colors when an airport delay/crisis happens.
Jenna Dewan Tatum
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While Social Security faces some long-term challenges, the system is not in crisis.
Chaka Fattah
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The administration is manufacturing a crisis that does not exist in order to dismantle Social Security.
Jack Reed
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