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Funny Monday Good Morni Quotes & Sayings
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A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
Jim Bishop
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If you give it good concentration, good energy, good heart and good performance, the song will play you.
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From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
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I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.
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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button...
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
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Its funny how things change my mood so quickly, one minute I'm happy and in a good mood, next thing you know I'm depressed or pissed off.
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when theyre not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when theyre not so bad.
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Depending on what day of the week it is and what time of the month it is, I'm a good friend or not a good friend. I'm more or less a good mom or not a good mom, more or less a good mate or not a good mate. That's just life, whether or not you're public.
Amy Grant
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I hadn't worked for a year when I had my Prison Break audition and it was the easiest audition I've ever had. I got the script on Friday, went to the audition on Monday and got the part on Tuesday. I was shooting the pilot a week later. I didn't have time to be nervous - it happened so quickly.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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Marvelous is the power which can be exercised, almost unconsciously, over a company, or an individual, or even upon a crowd by one person gifted with good temper, good digestion, good intellects, and good looks.
Anthony Trollope
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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