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Funny Monday Good Morni Quotes & Sayings
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It is one thing to go on stage and be funny or be in a good place in your career, but for a woman, actually facing the elements in a physical way is a very powerful thing.
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Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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You live in the age of interdependence. Borders don't count for much or stop much, good or bad, anymore.
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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
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Some really good things kind of swing both ways and I like to see people that can swing really, really, really sad and horrible and terrible and really, really, really beautiful and funny.
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Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other things. Sight, sound, s.., money, mirages, mothers, mastur......, murder, and Monday morning hangovers.
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The chief foundations of all states... are good laws and good arms. And as there cannot be good laws where there are not good arms... where there are good arms there must be good laws...
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I obviously take a lot of pride in what I do on the football field, because that has the ability to influence a lot of people. That puts smiles on people's faces. That gives people a pep in their step on Monday morning when they go back to work.
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We often hear of important gatherings of the great and the good. Sadly the great have not often been good. But the good have learned that it is better to be good than to be great. Rare is the person in this life who is both great and good.
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We often hear of important gatherings of the "great and the good." Sadly the great have not often been good. But the good have learned that it is better to be good than to be great. Rare is the person in this life who is both great and good.
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
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Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall as spectator.
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I'm really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don't care.
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I'm really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don't care.
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There is so much more than that little space from 14 to 40. And if you cut that off and begin to believe that you are not good past a certain age, then you end up scared and insecure and afraid. That is definitely NOT beautiful.
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