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Funny Mother To Son Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Mother To Son" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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That strong mother doesn't tell her cub, Son, stay weak so the wolves can get you. She says, Toughen up, this is reality we are living in.
Lauryn Hill
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Every man who drinks others are involved...the wife who trembles in fear of the next debauch; the mother and father who see their son wasting away.
Bill Wilson
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Ethiopia didn't just blow my mind; it opened my mind. Anyway, on our last day at this orphanage a man handed me his baby and said, 'Would you take my son with you?' He knew, in Ireland, that his son would live, and that in Ethiopia, his son would die.
Bono
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bi...
Jack Nicholson
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After my mother died, I found, a little book of hers which recorded everything I had ever done, how I had done it, and how proud she was of her son Conrad.
Conrad Veidt
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When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
Unknown
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I made a funny son and youre not laughin.
Foghorn Leghorn
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Impassioned lovers wrestle as one, lonely man cries for love and has none. New mother picks up and suckles her son, senior citizen wishes they were young.
The Moody Blues
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Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil's spawn. He is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. He would strap his children to the front end of a steam locomotive.
Eric Massa
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The child had his mother's eyes, his mother's nose, and his mother's mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression.
Robert Benchley
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Steve: I can't believe you muscled out your own son. You stink, dad. Stan: Oh, come on, what's more important, your hopes and dreams, or me making more than your mother?!
American Dad
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F* the he say she say, The blame game blasting kanye on the freeway. I called my mother up for advice she said son, you should hold your heart. Girls play the victim so well, joan of arc.
Ryan Leslie
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There is no theoretical study of motherhood. You know, before I became a mother, I did play a mother, but I was like - I was more thinking of my own mother. I was doing my mother.
Joan Chen
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You are ugly when you love her, you are beautiful and fresh, vital and free, modern and poetic when you don't... you are more beautiful as an orphan than as your mother's son.
Witold Gombrowicz
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Sorry I said TGIF on the anniversary of your god's son's violent execution.
Unknown
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Listen, my son, to your father's instruction and do not forsake your mother's teaching. -Proverbs 1:8
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My Lord, your son has suffered so much, shed so much blood. I was born with so many faults and my nature is so full of weakness, and yet your son Jesus has died on the cross. For me. I know your grace has the power to cleanse me of my many sins and to make me more like your Son. Thank you for your goodness and love for me. I ask you, Father, to watch over me - always.
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It's not like the original movie where you thought it was the mother committing the murders, but it was actually the son. I don't think it's possible to create the kind of shock today that we created in 1959. And I don't even want to try.
Joseph Stefano
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