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Funny My Momma Quotes & Sayings
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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I love my mother Ali so much. I'm a momma's boy. I just have a very cool mom. It's not as though I had any say in the matter. I'm just really fortunate. She's the most kind, loving, giving woman. She loves her children an enormous amount so it's hard not to show the same in return. I try to do everything to be a good son. I come home for dinner when I'm in town and keep out of trouble.
Hayden Christensen
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My baby momma harder then a lot of you ni...s. Keep it 100, hit the lottery ni...s. You ain't about that life ain't gotta lie to me, ni.... You know its till the death, I hope it obvi to ni...s.
Jay Z
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
Unknown
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Your momma used to live at the church on Sunday. You just go to LIV after church on Sunday. Oh Lord, oh Lord we're not in Kansas anymore.
Drake
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Man I like my drinks high, my lights low and I'm stacking paper like trifolds. 'Til my momma neighbors them white folks. 'Til my account triple O, oh, triple o, oh. Man the bank teller thought it was a typo.
Big Sean
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I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that show. I was very sad to see momma go, Victoria and especially Linda. My god that was my wife on the show, in fact my wife calls her wife.
Larry Hagman
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Wanna give a shout-out to the Fry Guy, got much love fo the Fry Guy? let me get a cold drank, need a cold drank. And a chicken sandwich fo my babys momma cuz Im a hustla baby!
Ralphie May
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
Unknown
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
Unknown
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
Lala
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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Ain't no tellin' when somebody tryin' to get me for my riches, I used to leave em in stitches, Now I leave they a.. in ditches, I don't love bi...es, I don't love ni...s, I don't love nothin, It's gon' take my momma comin' back from the grave for me to love somethin'.
Z-Ro
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
Unknown
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
Unknown
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