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Funny New Years Toasts Quotes & Sayings
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To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Bernard M Baruch
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It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
Tom Lehrer
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I have everything now I had twenty years ago except now its all lower.
Unknown
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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Henry Youngman
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After 12 years, the old butterflies came back. Well, I guess at my age you call them moths.
Franco Harris
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I'm not at all funny. I can do dark comedy pretty well, but straight-up comedy, I don't know. I'm much darker. I've been like that since I was 3 years old.
Rooney Mara
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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Unknown
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Nothing is more dishonorable than an old man, heavy with years, who has no other evidence of his having lived long except his age.
Seneca
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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Mary Schmich
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In 1957, when I finished high school, I was 17 years old. This was two years after the Montgomery bus walkout, two years after Rosa Parks had taken a seat, and Dr. King had emerged as a national leader.
John Lewis
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People actually were worried that I was going to get stereotyped as a monster after Freddy, but my God, I got stereotyped as white trash for 5 years, the best friend for 5 years, the redneck for 5 years, the nerd for 5 years and let me tell you...it's better to be a monster than to be a nerd.
Robert Englund
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Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
Eddie Murphy
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It's funny, like 15 years ago when I was a kid doing all the John Hughes movies, I remember Bruce Willis was the only guy who was transitioning from television into film.
Anthony Michael Hall
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Age does not depend upon years, but upon temperament and health. Some men are born old, and some never grow so.
Tryon Edwards
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Every citizen will be able, in his productive years when he is earning, to insure himself against the ravages of illness in his old age.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and for 29 years financially.
Unknown
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Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; And every little absence is an age.
John Dryden
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
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At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wife; and at forty, the judgment.
Benjamin Franklin
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