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Funny New Years Toasts Quotes & Sayings
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To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Unknown
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Isn't it funny how you can still get butterflies in your stomach, even though you have known the person for years.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.
Zach Galifianakis
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
Rodney Dangerfield
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I have everything I had twenty years ago, only its all a little bit lower.
Gypsy Rose
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40s not oldin dog years!!!
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I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
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By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
George Burns
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I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
Paul Lynde
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For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.
James Herriot
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This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesnt show its age.
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Congratulations on four years of successfully pretending your safety school was your first choice.
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Steven Wright
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Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
Robert Southey
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Its funny how you can grow away from your friends, when just a few years ago they were the most important people in your life.
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I had many years, many successful years playing under Sir Alex Ferguson. I wouldn't be in the position I am today if it wasn't for him, because he gave me a chance when I was 16, 17 years old and he had the faith to give youngsters a chance. I owe him a lot. He was a father figure to me for many years.
David Beckham
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Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.
Harold Ramis
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