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Funny New Years Toasts Quotes & Sayings
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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The electronic media introduced this idea to the larger audience very, very quickly. We spent years and years and years meeting with activists all over Europe to lay the groundwork for a political response, as we did here.
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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now averagewhich means, you have met your New Year's resolution.
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Happy Leap Day! Enjoy it while it's here...because like a Kobe Bryant pass, it only occurs once every 4 years...
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You remind me of Christopher Columbus in that you're always discovering things people knew about years ago.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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If Mitt Romney wins this years election, I volunteer as tribute for the Hunger Games.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable with interest thirty years later.
Charles Caleb Colton
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Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.
Mark Twain
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It's funny how when you're a kid a day can last forever, and now all these years seem to pass like a blink of the eye.
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Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period.
Patton Oswalt
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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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After the desperate years of their own war, after six years of repression inside Spain and six years of horror in exile, these people remain intact in spirit. They are armed with a transcendent faith; they have never won, and yet they have never accepted defeat.
Martha Gellhorn
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Shakespeare wrote great plays that we're still watching all these years later. Charlie Chaplin made great comedies and they are still as funny today as they ever were.
Leonard Maltin
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Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!
Golda Meir
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Naptime at 5 years old: I DONT WANNA!!! Naptime now: Praise the Lord!
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As you know, no one over thirty years of age is afraid of tittle-tattle. I myself find it much less difficult to strangle a man than to fear him.
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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