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Funny On Time At Work Quotes & Sayings
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I'm shocked by people getting divorced all the time; that's why I choose to work on it. Therapy helps us. It's so easy to grow apart. Marriage takes work. I suppose you can work it out by talking to each other - I'd just prefer to have a referee. It reminds us why we're together.
Courteney Cox
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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Every wise workman takes his tools away from the work from time to time that they may be ground and sharpened; so does the only-wise Jehovah take his ministers oftentimes away into darkness and loneliness and trouble, that he may sharpen and prepare them for harder work in his service.
Robert Murray Mccheyne
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White parents use time out. My mom used a different type of time out. She'd be like, 'There...take time out to pick up your teeth.'
Martin Lawrence
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If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Slappy White
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
Donny Norris
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Have regular hours for work and play; make each day both useful and pleasant, and prove that you understand the worth of time by employing it well. Then youth will be delightful, old age will bring few regrets, and life will become a beautiful success.
Louisa May Alcott
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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Robert Frost
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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Robert Frost
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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That is one of the reasons one enjoys acting. Now and again, you get scenes where you work with somebody really good and you have a good time trying to make it really work and really work well.
Albert Finney
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Every time a man expects, as he says, his money to work for him, he is expecting other people to work for him.
Dorothy L Sayers
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
David Cross
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The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.
Milo Bloom
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss.
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Thank you for praising good work, thank you for leading by example, thank you for caring about us and what we do. Thank you for being so terrific to work for. Happy Bosss Day!
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I don't feel bad about online shopping at work. It's the only place where I can spend money WHILE I make it.
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I wish Americans thought more like Europeans when it comes to money and work. They take time off, they do what they love. We think work is the most valued commodity. Really the most valued commodity is time.
Bryan Cranston
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