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Funny Parent Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Being a parent means praying you children will grow, while wishing they could stay little forever.
Unknown
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Part of being a parent means keeping a smile on your face regardless of how much you may be falling apart inside.
Unknown
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Being a parent means saying something nicely 7 times and having no one listen to you 'til you scream it the 8th.
Unknown
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It hurts real bad to have that protection barrier between parent and child.
Susan Smith
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Being a parent is not only a full time job, but a privilege that most people don't even realize.
Unknown
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Sometimes people need a kick in the pants to get them to do what they would be doing if government weren't there as a perpetual parent.
Cal Thomas
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This is my parent's house. I offered it to Dumbledore as headquarters for the Order. It's about the only useful thing I've been able to do.
Sirius Black
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No matter what, it is very tricky and difficult just to be a good parent at all. I have a lot of help. And for that I'm very grateful.
Jennifer Garner
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Maybe I'm more drawn to those kind of parts because they are meaningful to me. I mean, more parent-y ones, I find them interesting to do.
Joan Cusack
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Talking with other parents really gave me some lessons that I try to hold on to now, as a parent of two boys.
Joe Lando
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I think I may have failed at a lot of things, but the one thing I can say, and that I'm proud of, is that I am a good parent.
Naveen Andrews
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The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight.
Joseph Addison
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How dare anyone, parent, schoolteacher, or merely literary critic, tell me not to act colored.
Arna Bontemps
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The thing you realize as you get older is that parents don't know what the Hell they're doing and neither will you when you get to be a parent.
Mark Hoppus
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As a parent I'm really concerned about childhood obesity. *drives kid 3 blocks to school*
Unknown
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I don't think people understand what being a parent means, you have to put your kid before everything including yourself
Unknown
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We never know the love of a parent till we become parents ourselves.
Henry Ward Beecher
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The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day.
Orlando A Battista
10 Likes
Jokes are grievances.
Marshall McLuhan
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Even the gods love jokes
Plato
10 Likes
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