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If we measure our success as parents solely by what our children become, there is no inviolable guarantee in Scripture that we will experience absolute success on those terms...The true measure of success for Christian parents is the parents' own character. To the degree that we have followed God's design for parenting, we have succeeded as parents before God.
John Macarthur
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Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
Joe Namath
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We are the people are parents warned us about.
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Sorry you have such a weird name and no celebrity parents to blame it on
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Everyone in this world can turn their back towards you during your hard times except your parents.
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How can children credit the assertions of parents, which their own eyes show them to be false? Few parents act in such a manner as much to enforce their maxims by the credit of their lives.
Samuel Johnson
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I've noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.
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Sure I love my parents, but they're going through this phase of thinking I'm too young to make my own decisions. About anything. I guess this is what usually happens to parents. When you're born they have to do your thinking for you because you can't.
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And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind? Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.
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When a couple decide to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents before having a party and telling all their friends. This is not only courteous but practical. Parents may be very willing to pitch in with comments, criticism and malicious gossip of their own to help the divorce along.
P J ORourke
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My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
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The main problem with teenagers is that they're just like their parents were at their age.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.
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Parents freak out when you have a party with loud music.
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Behold, the third time I am ready to come to you; and I will not be burdensome to you: for I seek not your's but you: for the children ought not to lay up for the parents, but the parents for the children.
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All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prints of its handlers. Some parents smudge, others crack, a few shatter childhoods completely into jagged little pieces, beyond repair
Mitch Albom
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I wish I had parents like Dora. They let that bi... go everywhere.
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s.. is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Joseph Fischer
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Jack Nicholson
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