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Funny People On Drugs Quotes & Sayings
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As parents, we need to talk to young people about drugs and make sure they understand that drugs are dangerous, addictive substances that can ruin their lives and harm their communities.
John Walters
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Say no to drugs. Although if you're talking to drugs you may already be on drugs. Stay thirsty my friends!
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Law enforcement in the United States, thanks largely to the war on drugs; routinely targets people of color often living in ghetto areas for stops and searches. typically in a futel effort to find drugs.
Michelle Alexander
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I got busted for drugs in Canada in 1975, but it was more that I was messing with the wrong drugs. Everybody was doing acid; I was just doing speed with it, too. Even in the drug culture, there was this snobbery: Oh, you're taking that awful speed? Well, fu.. off, then. I can't be bothered with people's class awareness.
Motorhead
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Happy Canada Day to the people who sell me inexpensive s..ual enhancement drugs online.
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This Independence Day you're invited to my house where a large gathering of people will proudly display their dependence on drugs and alcohol.
Unknown
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I say no to drugs, but they dont listen.
Unknown
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In the '70s, everybody thought drugs were just good times. People didn't really know about drug addiction, or that such a thing existed. When I grew up in the '70s I thought you had to take drugs. It was almost like I didn't think you had a choice.
Aimee Mann
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We wouldn't be here if it weren't for psychedelic drugs. In terms of the role of psilocybin in human evolution on the grasslands of Africa, people not on drugs were behind the curve. The fact is that, in terms of human evolution, people not on psychedelics are not fully human. They've fallen to a lower state, where they're easily programmed, boundary defined, obsessed by s..ual possessiveness which is transferred into fetishism and object obsession. We don't want too many citizens asking where the power and the money really goes. Informed by psychedelics, people might stop saluting. Take your political party, your job, whatever, and shove it.
Terence Smith
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Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
George Clooney
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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Wherever there's money, there's drugs, so to say drugs don't exist in the NBA would be stupid.
Dennis Rodman
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For those asking, I'm voicing my opinion. I've been asked if I do drugs, I don't do drugs for the last time!
Amanda Bynes
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I wouldn't recommend s.., drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S Thompson
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drugs are bad I'm acknowledging that but when I'm on the drugs I don't have a problem wit that
Lil Wayne
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Dad, thanks for teaching me how to ride a bike without the use of performance-enhancing drugs.
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I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a chair when I'm not expecting it.
Dylan Moran
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I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.
Dylan Moran
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I don't need drugs to make my life tragic
Eddie Vedder
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