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Funny People On Drugs Quotes & Sayings
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If we can get them to understand that saying "no" to drugs is rebelling against their parents and the generations of the past, we'd make it an enormous success.
John Van De Kamp
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If we can get them to understand that saying no to drugs is rebelling against their parents and the generations of the past, we'd make it an enormous success.
John Van De Kamp
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Drugs are a bet with your mind.
Jim Morrison
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I only get ill when I give up drugs
Keith Richards
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I only get ill when I give up drugs
Keith Richards
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Drugs are a bet with your mind.
Jim Morrison
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Drugs? Every one has a choice and I choose not to do drugs.
Leonardo DiCaprio
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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.
Hussein Nishah
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When drugs came around I sampled them just like anybody else but I never became dependent creatively on drugs; like various cartoonists in the underground never did anything if they weren't stoned, That was the prerequisite for sitting down and drawing.
Bill Griffith
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When I got out of rehab and stopped using drugs, I replaced drugs with food. I was emotionally eating and hated the way I looked but I couldnt mask my self-loathing with pills any more.
Kelly Osbourne
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I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
Salvador Dali
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I think psychedelics play a major part in what we do, but having said that, I feel that if somebody's going to experiment with those things they really need to educate themselves about them. People just taking the chemicals and diving in without having any kind of preparation about what they're about to experience tend to have no frame of reference, so they're missing everything flying by and all these new perspectives. It's just a waste. They reach a little bit of spiritual enlightenment, but they end up going, 'Well, now I need that drug to get back there again.' The trick is to use the drugs once to get there, and maybe spend the next ten years trying to get back there without the drug.
Maynard James Keenan
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I think psychedelics play a major part in what we do, but having said that, I feel that if somebody's going to experiment with those things they really need to educate themselves about them. People just taking the chemicals and diving in without having any kind of preparation about what they're about to experience tend to have no frame of reference, so they're missing everything flying by and all these new perspectives. It's just a waste. They reach a little bit of spiritual enlightenment, but they end up going, 'Well, now I need that drug to get back there again.' The trick is to use the drugs once to get there, and maybe spend the next ten years trying to get back there without the drug.
Maynard James Keenan
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Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol. And as for drugs, well, drugs are bad; you shouldn't do drugs. That's about wraps it up. - Mr. Mackey
South Park
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Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
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I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
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I'm super psychedelic, I'm smokin' weed whit the fairies, And if drugs are bad, throw away every CD you carry, Cause drugs have inspired every musical visionary, And this ain't even the album, So the thought alone should be scary.
BOB
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Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
George Carlin
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Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
George Carlin
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Now I understand why people do drugs, why people drink, and why people go crazy. As the success level goes up and up and up, the further detached I get from everybody else. Luckily, with my girlfriend, everything is gravy because I brought her into it. I brought her in and she's very hands on with my career.
Gabriel Iglesias
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