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Funny Phone Disconnected Quotes & Sayings
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i think I might like you funny huh. yeah really funny. but do i? I guess ill never know
Unknown
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But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
Wanda Sykes
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
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With her little funny eyes of hazel. With her little funny old blue hat.
Kerli
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I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.
Jim Dine
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I had a traditional interview based on a phone call from an agent. He says there's a show and they would like to see you and its called Dallas. With very little knowledge I go over to this meeting at Warner Brothers.
Steve Kanaly
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Dear phone, I drop you. I say I hate you. I throw you. I lose you. I forget about you, but I can`t live without you. Sincerely, Me
Unknown
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I think everything worked out the way it was supposed to. Mark's happier. I'm sober. There are still phone calls to be made, people I need to say something to. But everyone from Creed who I've offended or hurt, I ask for their forgiveness.
Scott Stapp
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I respect every girl that falls asleep with their phone in their hand waiting for that goodnight text or call and waking up to nothing...
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The final phone call that said we're going to be picked up again was just a miracle. We've overcome the impossible and we're still pushing forward. I know John is smiling and so happy that he gets to watch us on TV.
Kaley Cuoco
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In 1979, I received a phone call from Ansel Adams asking me if I would be willing to consider coming to work for him. I was teaching photography in Southern California at that point.
John Sexton
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Rather lose love than to move on never knowing what it feel like, Short days, long nights, By the phone, no call, Need a clear mind 'cause I been blind
Wale
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Admit it, the only thing that can make your lazy butt get up is when your laptop says 10% Battery Remaining.
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I'd just gotten into Los Angeles from Texas, where I live, and the phone rang and it was the guy calling about the Willie Nelson video. I was totally excited about it.
Corin Nemec
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Some idiot hacking my phone in the middle of night to listen to my messages. Hey Sherlock! Nice try but please don't erase them anymore!
Kris Jenner
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I said, 'Okay, it's the year 2000, I'm getting a computer and a Palm Pilot.' I know how to check my e-mail, and I've listed some phone numbers on it. Half the time the battery has gone out so I can't use it.
Marc Jacobs
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I'm that horrible friend that reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 3 hours later.
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I guess waking up to a phone call about having to fly home to bury my dad has sparked my current situation of living in fear..
Audrey Kitching
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I'm not really into clubbing, I like to go to parties after events, and those do end up at clubs or bars. But in my free time I go grocery shopping or to the gym, or I talk on the phone.
Amanda Seyfried
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For a while, even in the house of good friends for dinner or for cocktails, they would really be upset. They thought I had single-handedly destroyed the best phone service in the world.
Harold H Greene
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